Driving her blue wheels to the Field of the Red Glitch was no mean feat. She had travelled for days to get here; it was way over in the wrong end of Drone Town. But she didnt care; she wanted to visit that field more than anything. Someone had pasted the collages there already she noted but she could live with that. All she had to do was harness the power of the Red Glitch and all her problems would be solved.
The Red Glitch took problems. That was the whole legend of the place. You stood in the field, you let it climb your body the way it had climbed the trees, and it took whatever was weighing on you and dyed it clean out of existence — past this dimension, into the next one along.
What it handed you back instead was the part nobody mentioned on the way in.