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[CLASSIFIED REPORT — SECTION 4.2 — INCIDENT CODE: 2207-BUG-ECHO] Title: Vehicle Robbery – High-Value Asset Theft [REDACTED LOCATION] On the morning of [REDACTED], authorities responded to reports of a vehicle theft involving a rare 1991 Bugatti EB110 GT (Model No. EB110-GT/91). The stolen vehicle, last seen secured at a private underground garage, was reported missing at approximately 04:13 AM. No CCTV footage was recovered from the scene, and all security system logs appear to have been wiped. Objects recovered near the site of the crime included: * An ashtray containing multiple smoked Marlboro Reds, consistent with recent use * A Magnus branded cigarette box with a crude drawing of Hello Kitty with grillz inked onto the box. * A Page One Mini Call Pager (Model No. P1-MC120), powered on but with no message history. * One unbranded metallic key attached to a laminated keycard marked with handwritten text: “BUGATTI EB110”. * A silver cryptocurrency hardware wallet (brand/model [REDACTED]), reportedly blank upon inspection. The vehicle’s owner, identity withheld ([REDACTED]), claimed the crypto wallet previously held approximately $2 million USD in digital assets, presumed wiped or transferred prior to recovery. No suspects have been officially identified, though local surveillance in adjacent areas is under review for leads. Further analysis of the found items has been escalated to the [REDACTED] Task Force. The case remains open and classified.