No two accounts of the Heraldic Chimera Unicorn agree on its dimensions, yet all concur on the sensation it provokes: a recognition of pattern where none should exist. First indexed in the Blockchain Cloister of Ethereum during the 9th Century, it feeds on ambient data and excretes coral & tide in crystalline formations. The heraldic blazon in which it is depicted here was chosen for its capacity to hold contradictory truths simultaneously.