Stop buying plants. Stop flirting with Carl. Delete facebook. Don't forget school photo day. Smoking is not cool anymore. Stop laughing at strange children. Wear matching socks. Look more important. Cereal is for breakfast. Get weird mole checked. Buy deodorant. Stop ignoring Janice. Wear sunscreen. Tolerate most people. Lower expectations. Stop being ridiculous. Marie Kondo everything. Like myself (love is a strong word). Volunteer at the thing. Don't get diabetes. Do I really need that? Stop putting "guilty" in front of "pleasures". Stop writing post-it notes. Buy more post-it notes. Prioritize family dinner. Avoid infections. Wash and brush hair. Call Mum. Smell roses. Walk places. Watch documentaries. Put paper towel on the thing. Etc.