Kronkulus: Destroyer of Wall Street

“Dr. Plemmons, alleged creator and pilot of the anthropomorphic death bot, has issued a statement to news stations correcting claims that a ‘giant robot’ is attacking Wall Street. ‘The robot is only 6 feet tall,' according to the statement. 'The vehicle of my wrath emits a shrink field in a 1-mile perimeter. Constructing a giant robot in this economy is impossible; therefore, I have decided to adjust the economy.’” Art by Taylor C Adams. Story by Benjamin Nunnally.