The WAR of GARY

Vigilant eagles stand as watchful guardians as GARY (tasked with overseeing financial rules in the United States), emerges as a central figure, battling the fires of crypto's defiant flag. GARY views Bitcoin as a highly speculative, volatile asset used for illicit activity. Despite this, as markets reflect bullish on his recent approval of Bitcoin ETFs—a milestone allowing big investment firms to add Bitcoin to their portfolios, thus granting legitimacy to the crypto world—we are prompted to ponder the enigmatic question: Is GARY a devil or fren? "The War of Gary", which falls within the realm of parody and criticism, portrays the complexities of regulatory frameworks and their impact on the ever-evolving landscape of the crypto space.