If only I could jump as high as Jordan. I bought like every one of his shoes but I still could barely get net. I once watched this movie called 'like mike' where a kid's jordans got electrocuted making them magical or something because when he wore them he could jump super high and was so good at basketball that he went league. I tried to electrocute my "air jordan X gordan ramsey 'chefing on the court' 18s" to see if I could magicify them, it didn't work. I just ended up with a pair of burnt butters that I couldn't even dump on the sneakerhead marketplace if I wanted to. Maybe the AI researchers will one day be able to make a magic shoe that can make an out of shape dude like me dunk. Perhaps a neural networks technology could achieve this. But certainly Jordan's do not give you power to dunk and for that I rate this pair as 3.2/5 stars.
