My dear Jeeves...it always seems as if the academics are just congratulating themselves. Always postulating some type of theory about reality. Heh. A naturalist like me trusts in the ecological processes more than I trust in theories...Alas Jeeves, this is why I and the academics fail to meet eye to eye and I to I. Academics are terrified of the people, the populist movement, why? Because, my dear jeeves, academics theories are flimsy and they are only guaranteed by their certifications and degrees...So when people challenge them and their theories do not match reality the people realize the degrees and certifications are empty. Ahhh jeeves...See, my citadel hath been the forest. The people and I do not need any certifications from the priestly class to function optimally and learn about our environment. Dear jeeves, I have the energy of 10K academic bureaucrats. I'm not worried...I just puff on my pipe and mediate and think about the finer things. See, who would the children rather be like Jeeves...a lad like me, or an empty suit who's knowledge comes from fitting in and following the rules...? Ahhh Nietzsche's comparison of an academic to a giant ear never ceases to amaze me...Perhaps he should have added a giant mouth too...In out, in out, processing little to nothing...GET YOUR TENURE AND STFU...hehehe, jeeves, that's enough for now, lets go explore
