Stop smelling like such a bitch...get some real pheromones going. Ambiguous toxicity is a home-brewed scent made from rose petals, olive oil, coriander seeds, lavender, anise, and hints of vanilla ambiguous sweat from the glands of a giraffe. Apply this scent (very lightly...like lightly enough so someone can only smell you if they hug you. If people in an elevator can smell you...you are doing it wrong) and it's a sure thing you'll get laid (if you follow the prior instructions, and already have a date). Unleash your inner toxic beast, and smell like a man. Remember, if you aren't smelling a little toxic...the best girls won't want you :)))))
