This poor sap's career took off like a rocket but crashed harder than a drunken astronaut. His illustration gig started to tank when his sales plummeted faster than a lead balloon, thanks to the unwritten rules of an ever-changing game. As a last ditch effort, he turned to snapping nudes like a desperate paparazzo, hoping to capture lightning in a bottle. And to make matters worse, his girl took one for the team and spent her days defuzzing like a plucked chicken just to pose for his pics. All the while, his life was circling the drain faster than a goldfish in a blender, with bills piling up like a Jenga tower and eviction notices raining down like confetti.
