This was the moment I knew I was a daddy.
I knew in this moment I was going to reproduce so many times, maybe not today, this week, month but I knew I was merely carrying a heavy load. Only 1 or 2 quick pumps from releasing it all and creating another little cretin. I knew that constant reproduction was part of me, my soul and that nothing on Earth could stop me from making babies.
This is my last artwork before I get a vasectomoy. Don't feel bad I was always meant to be making babies, but something has to give and this is why I am asking for so much money right now.
It has nothing to do with gambling debts.
See you in another life when were both in vitro fertilization clinics.