The Fall of Mt. Gox: Not Your Keys, Not your coins

The broken man did petition Peter: “In my faith to the Mountain of Gox have I been made destitute. They have taken all from me. Only the clothes upon my back do I yet lay claim to. Shall I see my wealth restored?” // And Peter did reply: Not thy keys, not thy coins. // His desperation growing, the man begged: “Can this theft be reversed? I will plead to the Council of Miners, shall they take pity on me and restore my position?” // And Peter did reply: Not thy keys, not thy coins. // In full prostration, the man cried: “I will go to the police, to the administrators, to the officials and the magistrates, laying my case before them. Shall they bear down upon these thieves and deliver my possessions back to me?” // And Peter did reply: Not thy keys, not thy coins. // And so it was. // CREATED WITH DIVINE INTERVENTION FROM LA VIRGEN DEL CRYPTO.