My coins did a swan dive...
Straight off of the chart,
My “Lambo by Friday”
Fell flat on its part.
The market went kaboom,
My portfolio’s toast,
Now I’m back at McDonald’s
Flipping dreams on the roast.
“Would you like some fries
With that bag of regret?”
I smile and say, “Soon as I
Pay off this last debt.”
But I’ll whisper to the ketchup,
“I’ll be back, you’ll see...
When the next bull run
Orders a combo with me.”