Madness on the Seine
AI Music video
Circa 2026
Lyrics
Thirty-eight degrees, now the city's gone insane,
Kids cannonball diving off the bridges to the Seine.
Powder wigs sweating, silk dripping with the rain,
Versailles on vacation but the palace lost its brain.
Marie in a bikini sipping bottles full of fizz,
Louis selling ice cream saying, "Business still is."
Tattooed kids laughing, middle fingers to the rich,
History's a nightclub and the DJ's lost the switch.
Madness on the Seine, everybody jump!
Gold shoes, no rules, let the whole world slump.
Madness on the Seine, let the river rearrange,
Yesterday was priceless, today we've got change.
Madness on the Seine, everybody dive!
The dead came back just to feel alive.
Madness on the Seine, nothing stays the same,
Even old Versailles forgot its bloody name.
Rococo speedboats, champagne in the spray,
Aristocrats posing while the kids all play.
One's got pearls, one's got Sailor Jerry ink,
Both disappear before you've time to think.
The Mona Lisa smiling from an inflatable ring,
A pigeon wearing diamonds thinks it's suddenly the king.
The Eiffel Tower melting like a candle in July,
Everybody dancing while the satellites fly by.
The river keeps score but it never picks a side,
Bankers lose their loafers, the lovers catch the tide.
Reality collapsed like a deck of painted cards,
Now the Seine's become the boulevard of the bizarre.
Madness on the Seine, everybody jump!
Gold shoes, no rules, let the whole world slump.
Madness on the Seine, where the centuries collide,
The rich and poor together on the very same tide.
The sun never blinked.
The river never judged.
The kids kept diving.
The wigs kept floating.
And somewhere beneath the heat,
Paris finally laughed.
